Chapter 5 (first chunk or so… working up to a surprise!)

Welcome back! So good to see you again…

 

FIVE

Ten days had passed before Will got a phone call from Bertie Blom. He was torn between tears of joy and answering with a demand of, “What took you so goddamn long?”
He settled himself before simply saying, “Hello.”

“Mr. Holliday?”

“Will,” he corrected, then added, “Please.”

“If I’m your employee,” Will heard back, “it’s going to be ‘Mr. Holliday.’”

Will couldn’t tell by the tone of his voice if the man was serious or not. He didn’t ask.

“The well is going in this afternoon, the septic system should be good to go by the end of the week.” He heard Blom clearing his throat, then: “With your consent, of course.”

“Yes,” Will said. “Good god, yes.” He was now fairly sure Blom was yanking his chain.

“Were you aware the waste line was emptying straight into the river?”

Will did not. It came as a bit of a shock. “Guess that’s why I was never allowed to play in it,” he said.

“One good reason, I suppose,” Blom told him. “There’s also been a contractor down there a couple of times. He looked it over top to bottom and said he can have a crew all set and ready the minute he gets your ‘go ahead.’”

“Do you know the guy?” Will asked. Under the conditions he’d laid out he wasn’t sure if he had any right to sound picky. But, he was standing at the edge of the tee box of the seventh hole, waiting for the foursome ahead of him to tee off. It had him looking straight at the hotel. The view suggested it was time he learned about running with the first idea that jumped into his head.

“Not well enough to invite myself to dinner,” Blom said, “but enough to tell you I’ve never heard a single complaint about the work he’s done, and he’s done plenty.”

“Then by all means, go ahead.”

“He should be able to get at it tomorrow,” Blom told him. “He said he was pretty clear about what you’re asking for, but he also had a couple of questions.”

“Fire away,” Will told him.

“Well, Mister Holliday, he didn’t leave them with me. I apologize.” Will was going to ask him, “Apologize for what?” but Blom kept talking. “If you’re comfortable with it, Mister Holliday, may I forward him your telephone number? Of course, should you wish to protect your privacy and prefer I remain your liaison, I completely understand and will be delighted to remain so, at your pleasure.”

Fuckin’ A. “Have him call me.”

“As you wish, Mister Holliday.”

Will was about to hang up, when he heard, “Is there anything else I can do for you, Mister Holliday?”

“No.”

“Very good, sir. Enjoy the rest of your day. I will try not to disturb you.”

The group ahead of him were piling into their carts. “Great. Thanks.” His thumb was on the “end call” button when Blom added. “It’s you who should be thanked, Mister Holliday. This opportunity to have earned your trust has meant a great deal to me.”

Will killed the call, quite sure he wasn’t risking offense.

Will didn’t speak to Blom again. He did however, speak to the contractor. The man called him less than an hour later, catching Will during his ride back to the hotel. His name was Ken. Ken was all business.

“How far do you plan to take this project?” Was the first thing he heard, and before he’d even learned the man’s name.

“Pardon?”

“Is this Will Holliday?” The man was so brusque and so the antithesis of Blom that Will could only stammer out an affirmative. “How far do you plan to take this?”

It wasn’t so much a question as a demand. “I’m not sure what you mean.”

“I hope you’re sure about something…

Was he getting scolded?

“…because if you’re not sure of how far you want to take this project, we can save me some time and you a shitload of money.”

“No, uh…” Will was at the entry to the hotel. He fumbled in his pocket at the hotel door, trying to fish out a five for the driver. All he had was a ten. The bellboy had already come out and snatched his bag from the back of the cart. He was waiting for him at the door. The driver sat in the idling golf cart, pretending to be watching something going on in the parking lot. It appeared he’d set some dubious precedents. “Gimme a sec, please, just a second.”

Will told the cart jockey to wait a minute, not that he was giving any indication of leaving, and strode up to the bellboy. He held the bill up, but made no motion of handing it over. “Split that with your motorized colleague, there. If you can’t do it fifty-fifty, then it’s all his.” The bellboy shouldered the bag and lurched off to the cart, taking the bill from Will’s hands. Will put his ear back to the phone.

“You read what I put down at Blom’s, right?” he asked.

“I did.”

“I can explain further, if you need it.”

“I just want to know if you’re half-assing this job or are intending to see it through.” Will pulled the phone away from his face. What? “Are you there?”

“Yeah…”

“This isn’t the first time some guy’s come up from the Cities, sees a great deal on a rundown place and decides it’s the bumpkin’s life for him,” Will heard. “Country life, fresh air, wide open spaces and he won’t be listening to sirens all night. What a great place to raise the family! I’ll work from home! All that crap. About two months into fixing it up, and now all he can smell is cow shit and fertilizer. He’s still got to go into the office once a week, and drive an hour to see a movie or get a cocktail with more than three ingredients, and what’s he going to do in a blizzard? The neighbors are running the biggest meth lab between Sioux Falls and Minneapolis, have five crazy dogs and like to burn shit. The bored as hell local kids think his mailbox makes for great target practice. So, the For Sale sign’s back up—and will be ‘til the next decade. If I’m lucky I settle for twenty cents on the dollar.”

Well, then. “It’s not like that,” Will told him. “I own it, outright. It’s been paid for almost one hundred years. It’s my grandparents place. Bertie told me you’ve been out there already. If you don’t think I’m serious, you didn’t look upstairs. You’d have to think I’m some kind of goddamn moron if you believe I knocked all that shit down for fun. If you’re worried about getting paid, well, one, you’ve got my word. Two, I’ll give you a number to Don at the Venlo bank. There’s an account set up for the house. It’s worth three times more than the place is worth if I sold it tomorrow. If my word’s not good enough, you talk to him. I’ll give him the go ahead and he’ll tell you how much is in there. If you won’t take my word for it, or a check from me, I’ll make it so he pays you. How’s that for ‘how far I want to take it’?”

It was quiet at the other end for a moment. Then Will heard, “I’ll take your checks. Glad to hear it. That place ought to be put back into shape.”

The contractor went on to inform Will that he could do what he’d gotten from Bertie. Getting running water into the kitchen and downstairs bedroom wouldn’t be all that difficult, but if Will was going to rehabilitate the entire house, it would be better, and less expensive, if he were given a green light to continue with plumbing and wiring the upstairs. “We can cap it all off,” he told Will. “When the time comes, it’ll be just a matter of hooking it up, plumbing and the electricity.”

While the man went on about windows, roofing, tuck pointing, Will’s mind drifted. He’d just committed himself. How’d that happen? What he’d been telling himself about “seeing this thing through” had never made it out of his head, which meant he’d reserved the option to bail out at any time. Now he’d just declared his earnest intent, and even fibbed to convince this stranger. That “account set up for the house” was just his checking account.

The man was still talking, but Will had completely lost track. “Sir,” he interrupted. It broke the flow.

Sir? It’s Ken, Ken Maartens.” ‘

“Sure, Ken, everything you’re saying makes perfect sense. Run with it.”

“And the crew for crap upstairs?”

“’Upstairs . . .?”

“Like I was just telling you,” Will was told—again, apparently–, “I got offered the use of a clean-up crew if I took this job” – Will couldn’t recall making any mention of a clean-up crew, must be Blom’s work— “they can get going on cleaning out the demo crap upstairs right away. They’re operating apart from me, like I said. You’d be paying them separate. It just comes down to what your priority is, time, or money.”

Will was getting confused. “Uh… time.”

“Good enough. I’ll be in contact pretty regular.” Ken was gone.

Will looked at his phone for a minute. He felt an odd sensation that was a mix of elation and despair. He didn’t want to fixate on it too much, lest that pendulum stop swinging on the wrong end of the spectrum.

When he entered the hotel, the bellboy was standing with his bag, ready to go up to the room. Will found this aggravating. “Still here?” The young man nodded. “Run it up, why don’t you? Badger housekeeping to let you in, or kick down the door…” He stood in the lobby until the kid was on the elevator, then he was off to the bar. He had some thinking to do.

Moving along, yep. Building up to a surprise Chapter 5 finish! Hang on t’yer seats…

 

Chapter Four, Pt. 2. Asking a favor

Blom was busy when Will got there, ringing up a few customers and yelping instructions at his knife packing, damaged stock boy. Will paced around just inside the entrance, pretending to be nonchalant. He wasn’t sure of how their reacquaintance had sat with the old man, and now he was here to ask him a favor. He’d had more than one relationship in his life end with the suggestion that he go fuck himself.

When the activity at the counter settled down, he approached the register at a pace he’d hoped would give him enough time to gauge Blom’s reaction to seeing him again. The smile Bertie offered him took the place of the ice bath as his best moment so far today.

“Welcome back!” It sounded genuine . . . “I was getting worried you’d realized what you’d gotten yourself into and hightailed it back to the big city.”

Will shrugged and held his hands out. “Still here, and no wiser now than I was then.”

“Well, for what it’s worth, I’m glad to hear it. What can I do for Mister Holliday this morning?”

Will was suddenly stuck. He knew what he wanted from the man, but didn’t know how to go about it. He settled for asking, “You know people around here, right?”

Blom’s brow furrowed. “I would hope so.”

Will sighed, “I mean tradesmen– contractors, plumbers, electricians and such.”

“It helps that you’re able to narrow things down a bit,” Blom answered. He pretended to ponder a moment, then said, “Yes, I believe I do.”

Will nodded like his head was on a spring. “Good. Marvelous. I need somebody or somebodies that can do any or all of it. The sooner the better.”

“Well,” Blom said, “I can give you some numbers…”

Will went from head nodding to head shaking. This idea was hot in his head, and he couldn’t allow Blom to nudge him in a realistic and reasonable direction. “Uh-uh. Nope. At this point ‘numbers’ are not what I need. I cannot use ‘numbers.’” He stepped back from the counter and said. “Look at me, and be honest about it.” As good as it had been for his spirits, Will knew his nature bath hadn’t done much in the way of making him presentable.

Blom slid a pair of glasses from the top of his head to the bridge of his nose. “Well . . . If I knew you a little better, I’d say you look like hell.”

“Thank you,” Will said. “Should’ve seen me half an hour ago.”

“That’s too bad.”

“No shit. And that’s why I am incapable of finding any comfort in ‘numbers’. That’s why I stand before you now, begging for your support and intervention.”

Blom shook his head. “I’m not sure I understand what you’re getting at.”

“Simple,” Will said. He stepped back up to the counter, doing his best to appear helpless, which he essentially was. “I implore you to open your heart in the spirit of human kindness and act as my broker.”

“Broker?”

“Exactly. Since you last saw me, I’ve spent every waking moment and every ounce of strength I’ve got getting that ruin on the road to restoration. In the process, I realize the only skill I have—and that comes as a total surprise—is knocking stuff down.” He paused, hoping Blom would catch on and assure Will he understood exactly what he needed, and he’d come to the right place. He did not. “You probably know every guy who can swing a hammer or electrify a pig sty within a hundred-mile radius,” Will went on. “I, on the other hand, have made no local acquaintance but one.” He pointed at Blom. “What I’m asking—no begging—you to do is put those numbers to use on my behalf, find the right guy or guys who can get done want I need to have done with that wretched place, and in the shortest time possible.”

Blom pursed his lips and thought a moment. “I don’t think that’s a good idea.”

“Why not?”

“It’s just not a good idea.”

“It’s not as big a deal as you might think,” Will said. “It’s really just boils down to a kitchen and a bathroom. All I need is running water, and it doesn’t even have to be hot.” He paused a moment, then said, “Some electricity would be really nice, too.”

Blom’s expression did not exude positivity.

“Please,” Will added. “I’ve accomplished all I can with what capability I’ve got, and it’s been an utter misery. I can’t do a thing more until I can at least take a crap without fear of snakebite.”

Blom sighed. “Willem, didn’t you think of any of that before you came out here?”

Will allowed himself a show of indignance. “Yes, I did. It’s a long, dull story and there is no point in a recap. It didn’t work out.” He softened. “I can’t do any more to that place on my own at this point. I can knock walls down, I can rip out old wiring—you should see the place now– but, when it comes to making anything work I’m in way over my head.”

Blom sighed again. “You’ll need a whole new well and septic system.”

“I figured…”

“I could have a guy out there for you in a day or two for that…”

“Splendid!”

“But beyond that, Will, I don’t have the faintest idea of what you want—or any idea of what that might cost.”

Will shrugged. “That’s not your problem.” Blom gave him a puzzled look. “I’m not asking you to play bean counter,” Will told him. “All I need is that you be my liaison.” That did little to clear the look on the old man’s face. “Okay,” Will continued, putting both hands on the edge of counter and leaning in, “I’ll be as clear as I can with what little functioning brain I’ve got left. I can’t go back to that place until I’m assured of a comfortable bowel movement– enjoyed indoors. If I return to that property in the next twenty-four hours I can only make the trip if I have five gallons of kerosene and a book of matches. I’m no quitter, but I also embrace the philosophy ‘if whipped, go down.’ Right now, I’m whipped.

“What I’m asking, is if you would be so kind as to engage local talent and put them at my disposal. The primary qualification is that this talent has an open schedule and can get a lot of shit done in as little time possible. Rehab-refurbish or at least rough in and make functional the kitchen and the main floor bathroom; wired, plumbed, sinks, shower and shitter. Simple.” He straightened and folded his arms across his chest. “Do you know anybody who fits those simple requirements?”

Blom removed his glasses and wiped a hand over his face. “I’m sure I can find one or two people who fit the category.”

“Then you’re already ninety per cent there.”

The quizzical look was back. “Then what more do you want?”

“Oversight.”

“Oversight?”

“Precisely. Any niggling, little problem he, she or they should encounter, I want you to handle it. And—here’s where it’s a sweet deal for you—any material they may require is to be purchased at this establishment. Plus, I’m throwing a fair and equitable commission your way on completion of all work. I can’t expect you to take this on without proper incentive.”

Blom replaced his glasses and shook his head. “No.”

“Why not?”

“Because you’re setting yourself up to be gouged and I will not play a part in it.”

“I’m not setting myself up to be gouged,” Will countered. “I’m fucking ready to be gouged. Gouged, pillaged, raped and ripped off.” His hands were back on the counter. “Besides, humble shopkeeper, compare the chances of my being ‘gouged’ by hiring someone I don’t know from Adam to you, employing them on behalf of the offspring of a dear old childhood friend. What effect do you suppose that would have on the ‘gouge’ factor?”

If Blom had an answer to that he didn’t offer one. After a moment he put a bemused face on and asked, “Before I get involved in this lunacy, could you do me a favor and be a little more specific about what a ‘niggling little problem’ might be?”

Will shrugged. “Say they’re tearing up the bathroom and discover the sub-floor is shot. Give ‘em the go ahead. ‘Replace it,’ you tell ‘em, ‘and from now on don’t bother me unless you’ve got a real problem.’ I won’t have a common laborer waste your time. Same with the kitchen. If they recommend treated dry wall over the conventional? Treated it is. Countertops? Butcherblock? Composite? Marble? ‘Jesus Christ, man, just pick what works…’ Simple.” Blom offered no response. “I’m leaving my phone number with you. If they have a problem that proves overwhelming, they can call me. And, like I said, if there are any materials they need that you can provide, they must buy it here.”

Blom sagged. With a slow shake of his head he said, “Make a list… Give me an outline, or a summary, or whatever the hell else. I need to visit the bathroom.”

Will grinned at him. “Gotta a pen?”

Blom left him, still shaking his head and muttering, with a pen and a notebook. Will watched him as he moved to the back of the building. Before he started writing, he caught sight of ‘Uncle Loren’, standing a few aisles away from the counter and just barely in view. That odd smile was on his face. He turned back to the pad. Before he could start, he threw another glance in Loren’s direction, deciding to ask if he’d overheard and had any suggestions. He was gone.